(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
♪ The flowers, the flowers
♪ Grow in the ground
♪ Give them water
♪ Or they will die ♪
(LASER FIRING)
(GASPS)
Blackfire?
Hey, little sister.
(SIRENS WAILING)
Cover my flank.
Of course!
What are you doing here?
I came to see you, sweetie.
But you never visit.
I thought
you did not like me.
Oh, honey!
Where did you get that idea?
You never answer my calls.
Got a new number.
When I was five
you stole my favorite dolly.
Just so I could
have something that
reminded me of you.
So you really came
back here just for me?
There is no other reason?
I just had to see
my baby sister.
Ooh! Then we can
begin the closeness.
Okay, enough hugging.
(SNORING)
Wonderful friends,
look who has paid us
a surprise visit!
I love surprise visits!
Hey, everybody.
Except for that one.
-Her.
-Ugh. Bah!
Yes, the Her herself.
Hi Robin, you miss me?
Uh, no.
Because you are evil.
(TAPPING)
And I'm only attracted
to niceness and sweetness,
and innocent things,
like a puppy with ears
too big for his head.
(WHINING)
Star, can I talk
to you a minute?
STAR: Oh!
Can you believe Blackfire
has come to see me?
Is that not wonderful?
Every time you
let her into your life
she crushes you.
But I do not
think this time...
No!
She is one of the
most wanted criminals
in the galaxy, Star.
Mmm-hmm.
Girl, that girl is
bad girl news, girl.
She's up to something.
And ugh... Blah!
Stop it!
All I have ever wished
for is to have this
sister relationship.
And Blackfire knows
if she lets me down again
it will break my heart.
And darkness
will ooze from it,
contaminating the
river of my soul.
Then filled with the poison
I will rain death
and destruction
upon all the creatures
of the universe!
Starting with...
Hey, Sis.
Let's dye your hair
so we can be twinsies.
Ooh, I always wanted
to be the twinsies.
Sister fun time!
(LAUGHING)
(SHRIEKING)
You look great, sweetie.
But it's really
missing something.
What is it that is missing?
I know.
Oh, that's such
a great color for you.
There is something of meaning
I wish to relate to you.
I have dreamed of us...
Shh. Can it wait?
WOMAN: That's Blackfire,
the one you're looking for.
Bye-bye, sweetie.
(SCREAMS) Blackfire!
Hey, Robin.
Anyone ever tell you
you have a nice butt?
Save it,
you shameless harpy.
I don't know why
Star puts up with you.
Wait, where is she?
What did you do to her?
Titans, dig up the yard!
Argh!
Oh, calm down, Mr. Butt.
She's fine.
She's just in jail
serving out my sentence.
This is why you showed
up in the first place.
-Unbelievable!
-She trusted you.
Dibs on Star's room!
She's got the best room,
end of the day.
How could you do this to her?
Oh, cut me some
slack, Mr. Butt.
No one ever taught me
how to be a good sister.
Then get yourself a backpack
and a spiral notebook.
And a number two
pencil and a pen
and a math book
and a protractor
and a scientific calculator,
with a juice box
and some healthy snacks,
and an apple
for your teacher.
-'Cause we're gonna
take you to school.
-(BELL RINGING)
Sister school yo.
Now listen
so I can teach you
how to listen.
Huh, whatever.
The keys to active listening
are eye-contact,
and hand-holding.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Go on, Beast Boy.
I'm listening.
My problem is
I'm just too sweet
and funny.
And girls
just take advantage.
I hear your pain.
You have to talk it out
before you can walk it out.
Now you try.
Go on, Beast Boy.
I'm listening.
Sometimes I think
I'll never find love.
(CRYING)
Shut up and be a man!
(GASPING) My...
(BAWLING)
(THUDDING)
You have broken
my heart, Sister.
And now I will break you.
(HUFFING)
Okay, lesson two.
Hugging.
-Oh.
-ROBIN: Terrible effort.
-Ahhh!
-Again!
No, no, no.
I'll show you myself.
Arms out wide,
come in tight
but not too tight.
Pats on the back, optional.
Yes, that's much,
much better.
Oh, this feels good.
No, no, no.
Wrong kind of hug.
-(BONES CRUNCHING)
-Get away.
(BUZZING)
Oh! Greetings friend.
What are you doing?
"Oh, sister,
I'm here to tell you
"how you have made me feel
all these gamma years."
(LAUGHING)
You look ridiculous.
You look ridiculous!
Stick to the script.
What Starfire meant to say
is do not be the
glorpner, friend.
Glorpner? That's not
even a word, genius.
Don't you make
me come over there!
I told you
this wouldn't work.
(WHISPERING)
Stay in character.
What the Starfires
are trying to say is...
(CLEARS THROAT)
"When you were in the trouble
who did you turn to?
"Oh, sister,
when you were..."
I'm gonna stop
you right there.
Your butt looks
fantastic in that skirt.
Argh!
I have no idea
how Starfire could
still love you
after all you
put her through.
She loves me?
Probably the only person
in the universe who does.
Wait.
I wanna be
a better sister.
(HUFFING)
Sister fun time.
(ALARM RINGING)
Looks good.
I'm so glad you like it.
Uh, you think you could
give me a make-over?
I hate my look.
I hear somebody who's
not happy with himself.
But who should be,
because he is great.
Aww. Thanks!
So Robin...
Please, call me Mr. Butt,
you've earned it.
I wish you were
my sister, sister.
Starfire's gonna be
so proud of you.
(CRASHING)
Hey, she's back.
Star?
Mr. Butt, are you okay?
(PANTING) I'm here
for the Her!
Blackfire, remember
the lessons!
Starfire, sweetie...
You have never
done anything for me,
except use me
and trick me
and get me into trouble!
I hear you and I'm sorry!
It's too late for the sorry!
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Ahhh!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(LOUD RUMBLING)
You look like
you could use a hug.
Ahhh!
This would look great on you.
I am not falling
for the act again!
Wait, I've got
something to show you.
The dolly you stole
from me as a child?
Blackfire,
where did you get it?
I've had it the whole time.
I shouldn't have taken it.
And I shouldn't have kept it.
Starfire, I'm sorry.
You really have changed.
Yes. I have.
Well,
(WHISPERING)
so have I.
(EXPLOSION)
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
So what happened?
(GASPS)
We worked things out.
He's all mine!
(GROWLING)
(GASPING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Stay with us, Beast Boy.
We are not losing you today!
(GROANS)
Raven, bone saw!
Bone saw.
-(SAWING)
-(ALL GASPING)
-Pliers.
-(STRAINING)
-Removing foreign object.
Ugh... Foreign object removed.
Oh, man!
My face, my face!
Okay, Beast Boy,
lower your hands.
I'm sure it's not so...
(YELLS) So bad!
So, so very bad.
-(SCREAMING)
Ahhh! (VOMITING)
Bandages,
we need bandages.
This is going to
take a while to heal.
All right, Beast Boy,
let's see how you're
healing over there.
(ALL GASPING)
His glornup is
blorthing everywhere.
-(VOMITING)
-Ahhh! Cover him up,
cover him up.
Okay.
Here we go.
(ALL GASPING)
Oh, it's finally healed.
BEAST BOY:
But how does it look?
Oh, man!
The scar is huge.
My face is ruined!
Come on, Beastie,
it's not that bad.
Right, guys?
-Uh...
Hmm.
I think it makes
you look tough.
Yeah, right dude!
I'm serious.
Who's the toughest
person you know?
Raven.
Who's the toughest
man person you know?
You're the toughest
man person I know.
Booyah!
And do you think
I started out that way? Nope.
I used to be an average
normal looking Joe,
minding my own
business when suddenly...
Ahhh!
Fire!
Brimstone.
Why?
My body got all messed up
in some crazy accident.
Then my Papa
hooked me up with
these awesome robot parts
and that's what
makes me tough.
The scars man.
The scars!
For reals?
Yes, for the reals,
Beast Boy.
Hey, what's up
with that ostrich?
Why's he so manly, huh?
Oh, it's just the
rad scar on his
face!
Uh-oh!
I think we got some
tough times ahead of us.
(WOMAN READING)
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(WOMEN READING)
Ooh! Ah!
Ooh!
(WOMEN READING)
WOMEN: Hi there, toughster!
(STAR GIGGLING)
(ALARM RINGING)
Dr. Light is on
a rampage down-town.
Titans, go!
(CYBORG CLEARS THROAT)
Whoo-hoo!
Whoa! That was tough!
Thank the scars.
(CRASHING)
Beast Boy, look out.
Ahhh!
(BEEPING)
Bandages! We need
more bandages!
Don't worry!
I got you, Beastie.
You're lucky your
animal super powers are
keeping your arm alive.
So gross.
While we figure out
how to reattach it
this should help you.
Hey, it's gonna be
okay, Beast Boy.
I know.
Don't let this bum you out.
It won't.
Are you not upset with
the loss of your appendage?
Nope, now I have this
sweet robot arm
to go with my manly scar.
(GROWLING)
-Okay that is the coolest
thing I've ever seen.
-Amazing.
So hot.
What was that, Ray Ray?
Nothing.
(GROWLING HAPPILY)
Robot arms are
tough and all
but losing body parts
is not a good thing.
Worked out for you.
Maybe Cyborg's right.
We'll work to reattach...
(SCREAMS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Ah, ow!
Beast Boy,
you are not laughing?
Beast Boy might have
thought that was funny.
But I'm a man now.
Scar Man.
(WOMAN READING)
Whoa!
(STRAINING)
Uh!
Argh!
What is it with Beast Boy
getting his arm
blown off on purpose?
You mean Scar Man.
His name is Beast Boy.
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
That is no boy.
I was just trying
to cheer him up
by telling him
scars were cool,
but now he has
taken it too far.
BEAST BOY: Hey,
my man, keep these
on ice for me. Thanks.
What's in here?
Oh, you know, just
some lame body parts
I'm not using anymore.
Ahhh!
What did you do, Beast Boy?
Just made myself
a little tougher.
And it's Scar Man.
(WOMAN READING)
You can say that again.
Scar Man.
Whoa!
You do not get it.
Oh, I get it.
I used to have
a little kid arm,
and a little kid leg,
and now I'm bigger
and manlier than ever.
This is not an improvement.
Did you say something?
Couldn't hear you
over my manliness.
Darn! Darn!
We gotta get those
body parts back.
Ahhh!
Uh!
(GROWLING)
(KITTEN MEWING)
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SHOUTING) Good news bro.
I figured out
how to reattach
all your body parts.
Can't hear you.
It's a simple
procedure and you'll
be back to your old self.
I prefer to remain
awesome, thanks.
One sec.
Blast power!
Excuse me,
I'm taking this
party sky high.
WOMAN'S VOICE: Sky high!
There has to be a way
to make him realize
what he's done to
his body is terrible.
(WHISTLING)
Hey, Beast Boy,
look at me.
Look at how tough
I've made myself.
Ooh!
Crab claws.
Clickety clickety click.
So tough.
And check out these
horse haunches.
(NEIGHING)
Manly enough for you?
What'd you do to
yourself, Cyborg?
I'm teaching you a lesson.
That cutting off body
parts and replacing
them with other parts
just ain't cool.
(SCOFFS) Whatevs.
Taking care of yourself
is more important than
looking tough, man.
Uh-huh, sure.
You done yet?
Yeah, I'm done.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Maybe you're right, bro.
I guess I got kinda
carried away in my
pursuit of toughness.
I think we both got
a little carried away.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
You do look pretty
tough though dude.
This looks tough?
You just upped your
man factor five times.
(LAUGHING)
Hey, what else can we do
to up our man factors?
Only one way to find out.
(WOMAN READING)
BEASTY BOY: Oh, so manly, yo.
WOMAN: So manly.
Yo, that is one tough sunset.
Just like us bro,
just like us.
Tough!